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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
He finished shaking. Those ain't piss dots. That's got nothing to do with piss.
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Those pants come like that with those two little dots. They're really in style right now. Even rappers wear 'em.
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
He didn't. That ain't the case here. That ain't piss. That's got nothing to do with piss.
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
I know. You can't buy those pants. Those pants don't exist.
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
It's just a website that says that these kinds of pants exist. Wouldn't you agree that's all you need?
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
If Glen thinks that they sell those kinds of pants, he can't prove that you got piss on your pants or that you just own these kinds of pants. It's the perfect thing.
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
They all say they're out of stock. That also makes it seem like it's a hot item. It's the same thing Supreme does, wouldn't you agree?
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
You gotta give. Calicocutpants.com is completely user funded. That means no banner ads, no paywall. It's completely user funded.
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
It's just like PBS. Anyone can use it, but if nobody gives, it goes dark. Rick, the guy who started this thing, he's completely under water. He can't get a grip on this thing. So, it's only right, if you use something, to give, right?
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
So no one can hear they don't sell pants. The whole thing relies on the users giving and the users being discreet about that they don't sell the pants! But you gotta give!
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Hey, everybody, it's Rick here from calicocutpants.com, and I want to thank you so much for giving to our website. And if I'm being honest, this thing has completely blown up in my face. This ain't my main gig, it's my side gig, and I can't really get a hold of this on any end.
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
I'm a dead man walking. I got no time left. I'm only eating burgers, the only thing I can afford.
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
I told Rick you're a man of honor. And I owe Calico Cut Pants a lot. When my wife was in the hospital, I was very distracted. I was taking four seconds on a six-second piss and letting the last two seconds straight down my leg.
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
And it helped to know I had the trapeze net of the site, so I could focus on what I really needed to focus on, which is to be there for my wife and answer the questions for the doctors. Like, what did she go near? Or on a hike, did she walk too close to a tower? Or, I don't know, not this probably, but did she eat a battery? Rick knew I wasn't gonna give that month, and he barely hounded me.
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
She had eaten a battery, a little battery, like a circle battery, like a watch battery.
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Hey, Debbie, what's going on? You wore that dress yesterday.
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
I'm the Rock. Mike "The Rock" Davis from the W Doh W. If you used calicocutpants.com and you don't pay, then you're the problem! And if you watch my matches, then you know that I don't like problems!
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
The money doesn't go to the video. Rick didn't pay Mike "The Rock" Davis to do that video with donation funds like people are saying. Mike did that video for free. They grew up together, Rick and Mike, on the same street. They lost their virginity the same night at a party at the same house.
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
If your wife ever goes to the hospital, you'll be happy you gave!
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
She just keeps eating batteries. She says she's not eating them, then we go to the doctor the doctor says, "Yeah, we found a battery in there."
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
You hit me in the cup and you grabbed my shirt. You stretched it out, it looks like a bell now. You can't do that!
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
I wish I never told you about calicocutpants.com. But your wife's rich, so I'm going to bleed you dry. Now that I have the video of you hitting me in the cup.
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
You can either be my friend or my enemy. A lot of people give. You hit me in the cup.
