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Hey, hold that door, hold that door, hold that door!
Hold that door
That ain't piss, that's got nothing to do with piss.
Ain't piss
You gotta give.
You gotta give
You sure about that? You sure about that that's why?
Sure about that?
I cannot talk about it without crying.
Can't talk about it without crying
I didn't do fucking shit, I didn't rig shit.
Didn't rig shit
I'm not worried about it. I'm not worried about any of it. There's worse shit on the local news.
I'm not worried about it
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you
Fuck, I should have lied! No! Fuck!
Should have lied
Dump him girl.
Dump him girl
That's a chunky.
That's a chunky
Don't swear.
Don't swear
With all due respect, it worked 150 times.
Worked 150 times
I am serious ma'am. I'm serious as a heart attack, I didn't do this.
I am serious
No way dude, you live like so far. Come to me.
You live like so far
Absolute fucking bullshit. Unprofessional bullshit.
Absolute bullshit
I don't care if I die at all. Everything has sucked lately.
Don't care if I die
I can't know how to hear any more about tables!
Can't know how to hear
Shut up!
Shut up!
Don't laugh!
Don't Laugh!
This is the maddest I've ever been!
Maddest I've ever been
I think it's a good idea and I stand by.
I stand by
Teacher's pet.
Teacher's pet
Oh my god. He admit it.
He admit it
You're not part of the Turbo Team! Don't run! You don't run with us! We're the ones who run! Until you're part of this Turbo Team, walk... slowly!
Turbo Team
Oh, great. Well, that'll only take you a sec.
Only take you a sec
What? I said, 'excuse me'. All right? We all do it. Let's not make a big deal about it. It's embarrassing.
We all do it
This party's officially boring. I'm bored, and you people are very rude.
I'm bored
Jizz. Like cum shot.
You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.
Can't change the rules
Oh, fuck. What the fuck? I'm not even supposed to be here. I hope I don't jack off.
Not even supposed to be here
This guy's about to jack off.
This guy's about to jack off
Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.
Triples makes it safe
Crap dang it, this sucks!
Crap dang it
Down the hatch, bon appétit.
Down the hatch
Why are you guys bullying me?
Bullying me
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
Never let the party die!
Never let the party die
Your family hates you! Only I love you!
Your family hates you
Hold on, let me think about it for a minute.
Let me think about it
What a crop! That's a big crop.
What a crop
I don't have a boy dick.
I don't have a boy dick
I make ten times as much as you.
I make ten times as much
You ruined my fucking life!
Ruined my life
That's a nice motorcycle.
Nice motorcycle
I'm not stupid. I'm smarter than you!
I'm not stupid
I'm not popular at all.
I'm not popular at all
Santa brought it early.
Santa brought it early
I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared.
Don't know what any of this is
I don't know that, do I?
I don't know that, do I?
There's too much fucking shit on me, I can't!
Too much shit on me
I'm so hot.
So hot
What's that do for the greater good?
Greater good
I don't even want to be around anymore.
Don't want to be around
Give me that.
Give me that
I'm joking, I'm joking.
I'm joking
Not really.
Not really
My farts don't sound anything like that. My farts are long... and way louder. And they reek.
My farts are long
This is a betrayal on levels that no one's ever seen!
This is a betrayal
I don't know if you're allowed to do that.
Don't know if you're allowed
I'm just, like, the tiredest I've ever been in my life.
Tiredest I've ever been
You can't skip lunch. You just can't, guys.
Can't skip lunch
No, that's why I'm so fucking confused.
So confused
Get him out of here.
Get him out of here!
We got a certified chode on our hands. Little tuna can.
We got a certified chode
All right, you know what? This is dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one's garbage.
This is dumb, dump it
Don't do the voice.
Don't do the voice
What the hell?
What the hell
Oh yeah, that would slick back really nice!
That would slick back really nice
I said was!
I said was!
Let's slop 'em up!
Let's slop em up!
I want that one so bad.
I want that one so bad
You go in. Yes you do. You go in.
You go in, yes you do
To you and yours.
To you and yours
Just chips, like mostly just chips.
Just chips, like just chips
What is going on?
What is going on?
I don't want that.
I don't want that
And popcorn.
And popcorn
I can't stop having wine.
I can't stop having wine
To this day, I hate bald boys. I can't stand bald boys.
I hate bald boys
He can hit. He can hit you.
He can hit
If you keep asking me questions, I'm going to beat the crap out of you.
Asking questions
Oh yeah, this is fine. Don't worry about it at all.
Don't worry about it at all
Back away, banana breath. What the hell did you just eat? A banana?
Banana breath
It's got a bush? What the hell?
It's got a bush?
I'm not in trouble at all.
Not in trouble at all
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 Cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters.
55 Burgers
Stop! Stop! Stop! Please let me go! Please let me go first! I'm doing something!
I'm doing something
Shit! Shit! Shit!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
Goddammit, that's not enough time!
That's not enough time!
You know I got too much going on business-wise.
Too much business-wise
Give me all that stuff!
Give me all that stuff!
I'm really crossed up.
I'm really crossed up
Just don't fuck with me again!
Just don't fuck with me again!
I'm the most popular guy here now!
Most popular guy here now!
I don't like him. I don't want him to have hair.
Don't want him to have hair
You're not cool at all. You're a dick. Leave us alone.
You're not cool at all
I can't believe all that happened 'cause the teacher.
Cause the teacher
It's okay. It's okay. You're okay. Everyone farts.
Everyone farts
Hey, look at that. We got the same shirt on. Shirt brothers.
Shirt brothers
Hey Hey Shirt Brother.
Hey hey shirt brother
I think there just might be no rules.
Just might be no rules
Promise me a million times that you will never do another rule.
Never do another rule
It's too late for me. I'm awake now.
I'm awake now
The hat and the cigar. You're driving with the Driving Crooner, baby.
Driving Crooner baby
I gotta figure how to make money on this! I really want to!
Make money on this
Leave me alone!
Leave me alone!
We're gonna go nuts in there!
We're gonna go nuts in there!
What the fuck is this world? What have they done to us? What did they do to us?!
What did they do to us?!
That's gonna kill me. That's real. That lives on Earth.
That lives on Earth
Do not say anything he says is interesting or good.
Not interesting or good
I should have prepared, but I just watched TV.
I should have prepared
I'm well within my rights to kill you right now.
Well within my rights
I really wanted to have two girlfriends.
Wanted two girlfriends
I see the world wildly and in wild ways.
I see the world wildly
You broke the rules. I'm not gonna leave here worse off.
You broke the rules
You sure? Hrmm! Hrmmmm! Aww!
You sure? Hrmm! Aww
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