I Think You Should Quote
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![Hey, hold that door, hold that door, hold that door!](/audio/holdthatdoor.jpg)
Hold that door
![That ain't piss, that's got nothing to do with piss.](/audio/aintpiss.jpg)
Ain't piss
![You gotta give.](/audio/gottagive.jpg)
You gotta give
![You sure about that? You sure about that that's why?](/audio/sureaboutthat.jpg)
Sure about that?
![I cannot talk about it without crying.](/audio/crying.jpg)
Can't talk about it without crying
![I didn't do fucking shit, I didn't rig shit.](/audio/rigshit.jpg)
Didn't rig shit
![I'm not worried about it. I'm not worried about any of it. There's worse shit on the local news.](/audio/notworried.jpg)
I'm not worried about it
![I'll kill you.](/audio/killyou.jpg)
I'll kill you
![Fuck, I should have lied! No! Fuck!](/audio/shouldalied.jpg)
Should have lied
![Dump him girl.](/audio/dumphim.jpg)
Dump him girl
![That's a chunky.](/audio/chunky.jpg)
That's a chunky
![Don't swear.](/audio/dontswear.jpg)
Don't swear
![With all due respect, it worked 150 times.](/audio/150times.jpg)
Worked 150 times
![I am serious ma'am. I'm serious as a heart attack, I didn't do this.](/audio/iamserious.jpg)
I am serious
![No way dude, you live like so far. Come to me.](/audio/livesofar.jpg)
You live like so far
![Absolute fucking bullshit. Unprofessional bullshit.](/audio/bullshit.jpg)
Absolute bullshit
![I don't care if I die at all. Everything has sucked lately.](/audio/suckedlately.jpg)
Don't care if I die
![Tables!](/audio/tablesloud.jpg)
Tables!
![I can't know how to hear any more about tables!](/audio/cantknowhowtohear.jpg)
Can't know how to hear
![Shut up!](/audio/shutup.jpg)
Shut up!
![Don't laugh!](/audio/dontlaugh.jpg)
Don't Laugh!
![This is the maddest I've ever been!](/audio/maddest.jpg)
Maddest I've ever been
![I think it's a good idea and I stand by.](/audio/standby.jpg)
I stand by
![Stinky.](/audio/stinky.jpg)
STINKY!
![Teacher's pet.](/audio/teacherspet.jpg)
Teacher's pet
![Oh my god. He admit it.](/audio/headmitit.jpg)
He admit it
![You're not part of the Turbo Team! Don't run! You don't run with us! We're the ones who run! Until you're part of this Turbo Team, walk... slowly!](/audio/turboteam.jpg)
Turbo Team
![Oh, great. Well, that'll only take you a sec.](/audio/onlyasec.jpg)
Only take you a sec
![What? I said, 'excuse me'. All right? We all do it. Let's not make a big deal about it. It's embarrassing.](/audio/wealldoit.jpg)
We all do it
![This party's officially boring. I'm bored, and you people are very rude.](/audio/boring.jpg)
I'm bored
![Jizz. Like cum shot.](/audio/cumshot.jpg)
Jizz
![You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.](/audio/changerules.jpg)
Can't change the rules
![Oh, fuck. What the fuck? I'm not even supposed to be here. I hope I don't jack off.](/audio/behere.jpg)
Not even supposed to be here
![This guy's about to jack off.](/audio/jackoff.jpg)
This guy's about to jack off
![Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.](/audio/triples.jpg)
Triples makes it safe
![Crap dang it, this sucks!](/audio/crapdang.jpg)
Crap dang it
![Down the hatch, bon appétit.](/audio/bonappetit.jpg)
Down the hatch
![Exactly!](/audio/exactly.jpg)
Exactly
![Why are you guys bullying me?](/audio/bullying.jpg)
Bullying me
![Who the fuck are you?](/audio/whothef.jpg)
Who the fuck are you?
![Never let the party die!](/audio/partydie.jpg)
Never let the party die
![Your family hates you! Only I love you!](/audio/familyhatesyou.jpg)
Your family hates you
![Hold on, let me think about it for a minute.](/audio/thinkaboutit.jpg)
Let me think about it
![What a crop! That's a big crop.](/audio/whatacrop.jpg)
What a crop
![I don't have a boy dick.](/audio/donthavebd.jpg)
I don't have a boy dick
![I make ten times as much as you.](/audio/tentimes.jpg)
I make ten times as much
![You ruined my fucking life!](/audio/ruinedmylife.jpg)
Ruined my life
![That's a nice motorcycle.](/audio/motorcycle.jpg)
Nice motorcycle
![I'm not stupid. I'm smarter than you!](/audio/notstupid.jpg)
I'm not stupid
![I'm not popular at all.](/audio/notpopular.jpg)
I'm not popular at all
![Santa brought it early.](/audio/santaearly.jpg)
Santa brought it early
![I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared.](/audio/scared.jpg)
Don't know what any of this is
![I don't know that, do I?](/audio/dontknowthat.jpg)
I don't know that, do I?
![There's too much fucking shit on me, I can't!](/audio/toomuchshitonme.jpg)
Too much shit on me
![I'm so hot.](/audio/sohot.jpg)
So hot
![What's that do for the greater good?](/audio/greatergood.jpg)
Greater good
![I don't even want to be around anymore.](/audio/aroundanymore.jpg)
Don't want to be around
![Give me that.](/audio/gimme.jpg)
Give me that
![I'm joking, I'm joking.](/audio/imjoking.jpg)
I'm joking
![Not really.](/audio/notreally.jpg)
Not really
![My farts don't sound anything like that. My farts are long... and way louder. And they reek.](/audio/farts.jpg)
My farts are long
![This is a betrayal on levels that no one's ever seen!](/audio/betrayal.jpg)
This is a betrayal
![I don't know if you're allowed to do that.](/audio/allowed.jpg)
Don't know if you're allowed
![I'm just, like, the tiredest I've ever been in my life.](/audio/tiredest.jpg)
Tiredest I've ever been
![You can't skip lunch. You just can't, guys.](/audio/cantskip.jpg)
Can't skip lunch
![No, that's why I'm so fucking confused.](/audio/soconfused.jpg)
So confused
![Get him out of here.](/audio/outtahere.jpg)
Get him out of here!
![We got a certified chode on our hands. Little tuna can.](/audio/tunacan.jpg)
We got a certified chode
![All right, you know what? This is dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one's garbage.](/audio/dumpit.jpg)
This is dumb, dump it
![Don't do the voice.](/audio/dontdothevoice.jpg)
Don't do the voice
![What the hell?](/audio/whatthehell.jpg)
What the hell
![Wrong!](/audio/wrong.jpg)
WRONG!
![Random!](/audio/random.jpg)
RANDOM!
![Oh yeah, that would slick back really nice!](/audio/slickbackshort.jpg)
That would slick back really nice
![I said was!](/audio/saidwas.jpg)
I said was!
![Let's slop 'em up!](/audio/slopemup.jpg)
Let's slop em up!
![I want that one so bad.](/audio/sobad.jpg)
I want that one so bad
![You go in. Yes you do. You go in.](/audio/yougoin.jpg)
You go in, yes you do
![To you and yours.](/audio/youandyours.jpg)
To you and yours
![Just chips, like mostly just chips.](/audio/justchips.jpg)
Just chips, like just chips
![What is going on?](/audio/whatgoingon.jpg)
What is going on?
![I don't want that.](/audio/dontwantthat.jpg)
I don't want that
![And popcorn.](/audio/popcorn.jpg)
And popcorn
![I can't stop having wine.](/audio/cantstopwine.jpg)
I can't stop having wine
![To this day, I hate bald boys. I can't stand bald boys.](/audio/baldboys.jpg)
I hate bald boys
![He can hit. He can hit you.](/audio/canhit.jpg)
He can hit
![If you keep asking me questions, I'm going to beat the crap out of you.](/audio/askingqs.jpg)
Asking questions
![Oh yeah, this is fine. Don't worry about it at all.](/audio/thisisfine.jpg)
Don't worry about it at all
![Back away, banana breath. What the hell did you just eat? A banana?](/audio/bananabreath.jpg)
Banana breath
![It's got a bush? What the hell?](/audio/gotabush.jpg)
It's got a bush?
![I'm not in trouble at all.](/audio/notintrouble.jpg)
Not in trouble at all
![55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 Cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters.](/audio/55burgers.jpg)
55 Burgers
![Stop! Stop! Stop! Please let me go! Please let me go first! I'm doing something!](/audio/imdoingsomething.jpg)
I'm doing something
![Shit! Shit! Shit!](/audio/shitshitshit.jpg)
Shit! Shit! Shit!
![Goddammit, that's not enough time!](/audio/notenoughtime.jpg)
That's not enough time!
![You know I got too much going on business-wise.](/audio/businesswise.jpg)
Too much business-wise
![Give me all that stuff!](/audio/gimmeallthatstuff.jpg)
Give me all that stuff!
![I'm really crossed up.](/audio/crossedup.jpg)
I'm really crossed up
![Just don't fuck with me again!](/audio/dfwmagain.jpg)
Just don't fuck with me again!
![I'm the most popular guy here now!](/audio/mostpopular.jpg)
Most popular guy here now!
![I don't like him. I don't want him to have hair.](/audio/dontwanthimtohavehair.jpg)
Don't want him to have hair
![You're not cool at all. You're a dick. Leave us alone.](/audio/notcool.jpg)
You're not cool at all
![I can't believe all that happened 'cause the teacher.](/audio/causetheteacher.jpg)
Cause the teacher
![It's okay. It's okay. You're okay. Everyone farts.](/audio/everyonefarts.jpg)
Everyone farts
![Hey, look at that. We got the same shirt on. Shirt brothers.](/audio/shirtbrothers.jpg)
Shirt brothers
![Hey Hey Shirt Brother.](/audio/heyheyshirtbrother.jpg)
Hey hey shirt brother
![I think there just might be no rules.](/audio/norules.jpg)
Just might be no rules
![Promise me a million times that you will never do another rule.](/audio/milliontimes.jpg)
Never do another rule
![It's too late for me. I'm awake now.](/audio/imawakenow.jpg)
I'm awake now
![The hat and the cigar. You're driving with the Driving Crooner, baby.](/audio/dcbb.jpg)
Driving Crooner baby
![I gotta figure how to make money on this! I really want to!](/audio/gottafigureout.jpg)
Make money on this
![Leave me alone!](/audio/leavemealone.jpg)
Leave me alone!
![We're gonna go nuts in there!](/audio/gonuts.jpg)
We're gonna go nuts in there!
![What the fuck is this world? What have they done to us? What did they do to us?!](/audio/dotous.jpg)
What did they do to us?!
![That's gonna kill me. That's real. That lives on Earth.](/audio/liveswithus.jpg)
That lives on Earth
![Do not say anything he says is interesting or good.](/audio/notinteresting.jpg)
Not interesting or good
![I should have prepared, but I just watched TV.](/audio/shouldhaveprepared.jpg)
I should have prepared
![I'm well within my rights to kill you right now.](/audio/withinmyrights.jpg)
Well within my rights
![I really wanted to have two girlfriends.](/audio/twogirlfriends.jpg)
Wanted two girlfriends
![I see the world wildly and in wild ways.](/audio/wildways.jpg)
I see the world wildly
![You broke the rules. I'm not gonna leave here worse off.](/audio/youbrokerules.jpg)
You broke the rules
![](/audio/aww.jpg)
Aww
![You sure? Hrmm! Hrmmmm! Aww!](/audio/yousure.jpg)
You sure? Hrmm! Aww