I Think You Should Quote
I Think You Should Leave Quote Database
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Banana Breath, Season: 3, Ep: 6meme it
Back away, banana breath. What the hell did you just eat? A banana?
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Parking Lot, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
No, I don't know how to fucking drive. I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared.
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Barley Tonight, Season: 3, Ep: 1meme it
I have so much stuff on my phone. Music, apps, games, obviously. A medieval game, obviously. Obviously a jousting game. I have no problem being on my phone for hours and hours. I love my phone. I even have an alarm on my phone.
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Magicians Suck!, Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Look... we will stay married and raise the kids until they're out of the house, but I will not respect you, and I'll make sure the kids don't either.
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Dan Flashes, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
I found this badass store called Dan Flashes, that's my exact style.
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Coffin Flop, Season: 2, Ep: 1meme it
They're saying they want to drop Corncob TV because we showed over 400 naked dead bodies on our show Coffin Flop. If you love Corncob TV shows, it's time to tell Spectrum, "No."
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Darmine Doggy Door, Season: 3, Ep: 2meme it
My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds, I thought there was monsters on the world.
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Parked on the Sidewalk, Season: 3, Ep: 2meme it
Well, you parked your car over the sidewalk. Where I was walking. So I crawled under your car and my ponytail got stuck. Now I got a car stuck in my ponytail and I'm fucked! And I need a little help.
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Baby of the Year, Season: 1, Ep: 1meme it
His father didn't need to do the oral. And that is why this is so tough... for me to tell about the oral.
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Fully Loaded Nachos, Season: 1, Ep: 4meme it
My date's eating all the fully loaded nachos. All the ones with the meat and cheese and everything, the ones that are fully loaded, she's hogging them, so I'm mostly getting just, like, just chips. Like mostly just chips, like nothing on 'em, but, like, a little bit of cheese and maybe one little nugget of meat.
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CalicoCutPants.com, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
He finished shaking. Those ain't piss dots. That's got nothing to do with piss.
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Instagram, Season: 1, Ep: 1meme it
Slapping down some pig shit with these fat fucks, and I'm the fattest of them all. If I died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear. Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud... bae.
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Detective Crashmore (Press Junket), Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
I've seen every cock on the planet. I've seen everyone naked.
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Pay it Forward, Season: 3, Ep: 3meme it
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 Cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters.
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The Bones Are Their Money, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
The bones are the skeletons' money. In our world, bones equal dollars. That's why they're coming out tonight to get their bones from you. The skeletons will pull your hair. Up, but not out. All they want is another chance at life. They've never seen so much food as this. Underground, there's half as much food as this and the worms are their money. The bones are their dollars.
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Insult Comic Restaurant, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
One time she drank a jar full of mucus just so she could get a backpack.
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Claire's, Season: 2, Ep: 6meme it
Sometimes I put my dad in JibJab videos so he's alive again.
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