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• Carber Hot Dog Vac, Season: 2, Ep: 3

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  We all make mistakes. We shouldn't be punished for them.
  

  

  
• Carber Hot Dog Vac, Season: 2, Ep: 3

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  I was fired from work for something completely embarrassing. I was fired for something extremely embarrassing. I'm not going to say what it was, but it led me to invent this powerful hot dog vacuum.
  

  

  
• Carber Hot Dog Vac, Season: 2, Ep: 3

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  People say to me, "What inspired you to invent this?" And I say, "I cannot talk about it without crying."
  

  

  
• Carber Hot Dog Vac, Season: 2, Ep: 3

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  Let's say you're at work and they push lunch without asking, which shouldn't be allowed. Cut to, you got six inches of hot dog stuffed down your throat and no one gives a shit.
  

  

  
• Carber Hot Dog Vac, Season: 2, Ep: 3

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  You sure about that? You sure about that? That's why?
  

  

  
• Carber Hot Dog Vac, Season: 2, Ep: 3

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  You sure it wasn't 'cause after the thing that happened to me, no one could look at me without dying laughing?
  

  

  
• Carber Hot Dog Vac, Season: 2, Ep: 3

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  You sure about that? You sure about that's not why?
  

  

  
• Carber Hot Dog Vac, Season: 2, Ep: 3

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  Once this invention's big enough, I'm going to buy my own company and make the dress code be a big, wet diaper.