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Claire's, Season: 2, Ep: 6meme it
I always wanted an earring. But I was so nervous. The night before, I made a mess in the bathroom. I had to jump in the tub.
- Ron Tussbler
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Claire's, Season: 2, Ep: 6meme it
We're going to Florida, and I really wanted an earring for Florida. But I was nervous to the point of diarrhea.
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Claire's, Season: 2, Ep: 6meme it
I had Chloe. She was really cool. She stood outside the bathroom and assured me no one could hear the splashes.
- Ron Tussbler -
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Claire's, Season: 2, Ep: 6meme it
I think I was just a little scared I was going to die on the slab. Like my dad.
- Ron Tussbler -
Claire's, Season: 2, Ep: 6meme it
This shit is for babies, for little kids. I fucking know this already. God damn it.
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Claire's, Season: 2, Ep: 6meme it
A couple of years ago, I ordered my wife a Sybian.
- Ron Tussbler -
Claire's, Season: 2, Ep: 6meme it
Sometimes I put my dad in JibJab videos so he's alive again.
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Claire's, Season: 2, Ep: 6meme it
It's just hard. To see the people who cared for you as a baby become a baby themselves.
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Claire's, Season: 2, Ep: 6meme it
Life's a fucking funny thing. You know, if it's true that when you die, you get to go back through your life and relive all the moments for eternity, then I want some moments in there where I'm just dying laughing. I fake laugh every day for ten minutes, so that when I die and relive life's little moments, all I see is happy times.
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Claire's, Season: 2, Ep: 6meme it
Ain't that the fucking saddest thing you ever heard? I'm sitting in an empty room, laughing my ass off to trick my dead self I had a great life.
- Ron Tussbler
