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Coffin Flop, Season: 2, Ep: 1meme it
They're saying they want to drop Corncob TV because we showed over 400 naked dead bodies on our show Coffin Flop. If you love Corncob TV shows, it's time to tell Spectrum, "No."
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Coffin Flop, Season: 2, Ep: 1meme it
They're saying, "Coffin Flop's not a show. It's just hours and hours of footage of real people falling out of coffins at funerals. There's no explanation. Just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement."
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Coffin Flop, Season: 2, Ep: 1meme it
They're saying, "It's impossible that that many dead bodies are falling out of coffins every day. And it's impossible that one out of every five of them are nude."
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Coffin Flop, Season: 2, Ep: 1meme it
I don't know what to tell you, bud. We're just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out.
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Coffin Flop, Season: 2, Ep: 1meme it
They're saying, "No way. You must've rigged something." I didn't do fucking shit. I didn't rig shit! I've been waiting a long time for a hit on Corncob TV. I didn't fucking do this!
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Coffin Flop, Season: 2, Ep: 1meme it
They say we don't have the family's permission. I say we don't need it. We're allowed to show 'em nude because they ain't got no soul.
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Coffin Flop, Season: 2, Ep: 1meme it
The guys at Spectrum think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner.
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Coffin Flop, Season: 2, Ep: 1meme it
Call Spectrum and say, "I'm not worried about it! I'm not worried about any of this. There's worst shit on the local news."
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Coffin Flop, Season: 2, Ep: 1meme it
This world's fucking so fucked up. And people are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really?
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