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Dan Flashes, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
He's not eating. He's spending all his per diem on shirts.
- Doug
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Dan Flashes, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
He's skipping all of his meals and using the money we gave him for food to buy those dumb shirts.
- Doug -
Dan Flashes, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
Bullshit! Well, I will admit I am using the money the company has given me for food to buy shirts. Yes, I am.
- Mike -
Dan Flashes, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
I found this badass store called Dan Flashes, that's my exact style.
- Mike -
Dan Flashes, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
I've never been to a store like Dan Flashes where everything in the store, I would wear.
- Mike -
Dan Flashes, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
Dan Flashes got a new shirt in today that's $450. 'Cause the pattern's so complicated you idiot!.
- Mike -
Dan Flashes, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
This one I'm wearing now? This is $150, out the door. And this is not that complicated.
- Mike -
Dan Flashes, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
They have this one shirt that costs $1,000 'cause the pattern's so wild. I want that one so bad.
- Mike -
Dan Flashes, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
I'm just not going to let Doug say that about Dan Flashes, that the patterns aren't complicated.
- Mike -
Dan Flashes, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
You said they shouldn't jack up the prices! That means that the patterns aren't complicated and they are. Even on this one, which is bargain bin.
- Mike -
Dan Flashes, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
He kind of is, though. That's how they value the shirt. The more the lines crisscross and the patterns overlap. 'Cause if you're saying they're not complicated... They are. They are.
- Mike -
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Dan Flashes, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
That's where Dan Flashes is. Susan, did I tell you that they have a shirt there that cost $2,000 'cause it's so complicated?
- Mike -
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Dan Flashes, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
The guys that Dan Flashes were using in the ad for them looked a lot like me. I'm going, "Okay, I've gotta try this place. A lot of these guys look a lot like me."
- Mike -
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Dan Flashes, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
Dan Flashes is a very aggressive store. I mean, you walk by a store and you see 50 guys who look just like me fighting over very complicated shirts, you go in. Yes, you do. You go in.
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Dan Flashes, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
Shut up, Doug. I'll eat her whole fucking head. I don't care.
- Mike
