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Darmine Doggy Door, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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You're not gonna get varmint, you're not gonna get intruders. And you're definitely not gonna get this thing.
Darmine Doggy Door, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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It's a pig!
Darmine Doggy Door, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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My next-door neighbor had put a Richard Nixon mask on a pig and had it go through my doggy door 'cause we've been arguing over a property line.
Darmine Doggy Door, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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He was trying to call me a liar and thief like Nixon, and a pig.
Darmine Doggy Door, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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You're a pig!
Darmine Doggy Door, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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But I didn't know what the fuck was happening 'cause I barely been sleeping since my wife got flipped upside down by a swing dancer at a wedding. He must've flipped my wife eight times! And it really bothered me.
Darmine Doggy Door, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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When you can't sleep and you see that thing, you're not just like right away, "That's a pig with a mask." You're like, "That's gonna kill me. That's real. That lives with us on Earth." I thought I was gonna get eaten!
Darmine Doggy Door, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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I'm not a stupid fuckin' idiot. I know it was just a pig. But for 50 seconds, it felt really real. And when you think you're gonna get eaten and your first thought is, "Great, I don't have to go to work tomorrow," you're relieved you don't have to go to work 'cause you thought you were gonna get eaten? What the fuck is this world? What have they done to us? What did they do to us?!
Darmine Doggy Door, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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That was the most consequential day of my life because now I know I don't like my work.
Darmine Doggy Door, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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The Darmine Doggy Door! Happy pet, peace of mind! Anything can happen in this world. We really know very little.
Darmine Doggy Door, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds, I thought there was monsters on the world.

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You're not gonna get varmint, you're not gonna get intruders. And you're definitely not gonna get this thing.

It's a pig!

My next-door neighbor had put a Richard Nixon mask on a pig and had it go through my doggy door 'cause we've been arguing over a property line.

He was trying to call me a liar and thief like Nixon, and a pig.

You're a pig!

But I didn't know what the fuck was happening 'cause I barely been sleeping since my wife got flipped upside down by a swing dancer at a wedding. He must've flipped my wife eight times! And it really bothered me.

When you can't sleep and you see that thing, you're not just like right away, "That's a pig with a mask." You're like, "That's gonna kill me. That's real. That lives with us on Earth." I thought I was gonna get eaten!

That was the most consequential day of my life because now I know I don't like my work.

The Darmine Doggy Door! Happy pet, peace of mind! Anything can happen in this world. We really know very little.

My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds, I thought there was monsters on the world.