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Detective Crashmore (Press Junket), Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
If Leonardo DiCaprio was here, would you ask him about Christmases around the corner?
- Santa Claus
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Detective Crashmore (Press Junket), Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
Absolute fucking bullshit. Unprofessional bullshit. It's why no one watches AOL blast. Bullshit.
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Detective Crashmore (Press Junket), Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
It's kind of a cosmic gumbo. It almost moves to the beat of jazz.
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Detective Crashmore (Press Junket), Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
I've seen every cock on the planet. I've seen everyone naked.
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Detective Crashmore (Press Junket), Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
You think getting a tattoo is good? No. Getting a tattoo is not good. I don't care about it, but it's not good behavior.
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Detective Crashmore (Press Junket), Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
Well, it does, because that amount is called my quote. That's my rate. So the next film I'm offered, they have to pay that same amount. Even if I do a bad job. That means, as long as I'm offered even one more movie, I could get two more mil. Even if I do a bad job, they've got to give me that other two mil.
- Santa Claus
