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Game Night, Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
All right, this guy ran with Thaddeus Finks. He was one of the Eight Balls in Mookie Kramer and the Eight Balls.
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Game Night, Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Okay, this one's easy. He's got the freak lips, he can hit the high C all night long. He was king of the tuk-tuk sound.
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Game Night, Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
I told you this guy's life story that night we had dinner. I took you to Chartreuse. It was the same dinner that you said you don't like any PDA. I tried to give you those little kisses, and you said no PDA. Remember? I criticized you for being addicted to your phone, and tried to make it up to you by buying you the entire dessert menu. And she didn't even take a bite.
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Game Night, Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Oh, you mean like household names like Roy Donk, or Jack Marshall who wrote The Munsters' theme song?
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Game Night, Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Oh, I wish I could hear what she's playing, man. She's off the map.
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Game Night, Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
He's no Roy Donk, but he was a regular guest on The Colgate Hour.
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Game Night, Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
What? I said, "Excuse me." All right? We all do it. Let's not make a big deal about it. It's embarrassing.
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Game Night, Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Ok, well I don't know if this is going to help you out at all, but he was also a frequent guest on The Colgate Comedy Hour. He did panels with Paul Julian, the guy who did the voice of the Road Runner. "Beep-beep." Don't you remember how we listened to his whole album that one night I told you you'd never be a good writer - 'cause you don't have a curious mind?
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Game Night, Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Paul Bufano. Paul Bufano, how hard is that? Paul Bufano! Come on. Jeez!
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Game Night, Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
You don't remember that night we listened to the whole album Cafeteria Jangle? It's the night you gave me that Fitbit and I said I would get wrist cancer from it. You said, "It's the cigars you smoke that's gonna give you cancer. It's the T-bone steaks you eat that are gonna give you cancer." You don't remember that?
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Game Night, Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Let me explain something to you. If you're expecting something ice cold, and you bring it up to your lips and it's room temp, it's going to feel like your mouth's on fire. It's gonna feel like your body's on fire.
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Game Night, Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
This party's officially boring. I'm bored, and you people are very rude.
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Game Night, Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Listen, let's get out of here. All right? My buddy Ray, his parents are out of town. He's gonna let us use his basement for "if you know what I mean."
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