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Garfield House, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
We could do it at my house. It's the most comfortable, it can fit everyone. It's the perfect trap. Plus, it's already like a party house, so he'll want to go there.
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Garfield House, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
Mark... your drinking has made you a totally different person. You've lost your lust for life. I'll never forget the day that I told you that I bought Jim Davis' house, the creator of Garfield. You just sat there, stared at me... like I didn't just tell you I bought Jim Davis' house... fully furnished! And I read the e-mail that you wrote when you were drunk. I saw how you said I spent all my money on the Jim Davis house. How I wasted all my money on the Garfield house, and how it's all I talk about. But you know what you didn't say? How it came fully furnished.
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Garfield House, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
And I'll never forget when I woke up at 3 a.m., and heard pounding on the door. It was Jim Davis. He forgot that he didn't live here anymore. He came in, he pushed me around. He goes, "Hey, where's the Garfield treasure chest?" I said, "Dude, back off. I don't know. I didn't touch a goddamn thing." Meanwhile, where are you? Drunk little bitch, you make me sick.
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Garfield House, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
So you're saying I spent, like, three hours in a Garfield-shaped hot tub with a murderer?
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