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Insult Comic Restaurant, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Her sister's addicted to drugs. Okay? Does that sound boring to you?
- Gary
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Insult Comic Restaurant, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
I'm sorry if that's the most boring thing you've ever heard, that she's scared because her sister loves drugs so much that she can't stop taking them!
- Gary -
Insult Comic Restaurant, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Just to get school supplies, her mom had to drink puke for a local morning radio show. Did you know that?
- Gary -
Insult Comic Restaurant, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
She knew that every little pencil she broke, her mom had to take another big gulp of vomit for the Davy and Rascal Show. Does that sound boring to you?
- Gary -
Insult Comic Restaurant, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
One time she drank a jar full of mucus just so she could get a backpack.
- Gary -
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Insult Comic Restaurant, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
I watched my daddy get executed by the state for homicide, dude. (What?) Right before they zapped him, he looked me right in the eyes, and at the top of his lungs, he screamed, "Never let the party die!"
- Gary -
Insult Comic Restaurant, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
You have no clue what people have gone through or who they are. So don't say I can't please a woman.
- Gary -
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Insult Comic Restaurant, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Oh sweetie, you got a little Mars cocktail on your beautiful, gray dress there. Could we get that for free? (What?) The Mars cocktail. Could we get it for free 'cause she spilled a bit on her dress?
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Insult Comic Restaurant, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Great, cause if you said no, I would've gone home and got on Yelp and said that I found a LEGO head in my corn. I've done that to a lot of places. It works.
- Gary
