I Think You Should Quote

I Think You Should Leave Quote Database

• Parked on the Sidewalk, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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  Oh, you can't park over the sidewalk!
  

  

  
• Parked on the Sidewalk, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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  Well, you parked your car over the sidewalk. Where I was walking. So I crawled under your car and my ponytail got stuck. Now I got a car stuck in my ponytail and I'm fucked! And I need a little help.
  

  

  
• Parked on the Sidewalk, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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  You said you were gonna cut off my ponytail. Alright. You broke the rules. I'm not gonna leave here worse off.
  

  

  
• Parked on the Sidewalk, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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  It's all screenshots of cigars.
  

  

  
• Parked on the Sidewalk, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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  It looks like it goes down just past your butthole.
  

  

  
• Parked on the Sidewalk, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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  Hey, who parked on the sidewalk? That's very dangerous for us.
  

  

  
• Parked on the Sidewalk, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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  Well tell Ray to tell them that they can seat us. "I am here. I'm in the bathroom. I'm having a terrible time." And then Google "disgusting diarrhea in bowl" image search.
  

  

  
• Parked on the Sidewalk, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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  Ray says the maître d's seen this picture before.
  

  

  
• Parked on the Sidewalk, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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  No. I can enjoy the street just like anyone.
  

  

  
• Parked on the Sidewalk, Season: 3, Ep: 2

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  Oh-ho-ho! Yes! Put his hand in dog shit. Ha-ha-ha! Yes!