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Scott Loves His Wife, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Trust me, my wife has nothing to complain about. Unless you're talking about every little thing I've ever done.
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Scott Loves His Wife, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
That's what my wife says every time I have to pee. And I say, "I'm just gonna pee again in ten minutes." What am I gonna do, flush again? It's just piss.
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Scott Loves His Wife, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
You guys would be clugging a few cans too, if you had my wife.
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Scott Loves His Wife, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
He's the other henchman. He says my lines before I can even get 'em out. The director doesn't do anything. Jamie took 15 of my lines.
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Scott Loves His Wife, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
He says 'em so fast, before I can say them, then they become his lines. I should quit, I don't even know what I'm doing.
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Scott Loves His Wife, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
But I'm never gonna say my lines faster than Jamie Taco!
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Scott Loves His Wife, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Well, you gotta be much quicker if you want to have those lines. The audience doesn't know whose lines they are. And if I say them, they're mine. And I'm quick.
- Jamie Taco -
Scott Loves His Wife, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
I'll slap your freaking head around, you jabroni. Now give me some fazool, I'm hungry.
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Scott Loves His Wife, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
I'm no jabroni. My uncle is going to shoot your head off.
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Scott Loves His Wife, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Don't you talk to me like that. I got about 1,500 guys that'll pop you. Ah, my fazool!
- Jamie Taco -
Scott Loves His Wife, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Grab the keys, get in the friggin' truck, you jabroni! I'll slap you, jabronis!
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Scott Loves His Wife, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
No, no, I wish I hadn't have said that. I love my wife. She helped me when I freaked out about Jamie Taco.
- Scott
