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Studio Audience, Season: 3, Ep: 2meme it
TK Jewelers is a scam. The jewelry's fake. Watch exploded on date. Bent wrist, thing fucking exploded.
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Studio Audience, Season: 3, Ep: 2meme it
Didn't have full use of limo. (What?) Part of limo sealed off.
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Studio Audience, Season: 3, Ep: 2meme it
Oh, yeah, well, he had a piece of plywood painted black. Like it was the, uh, wall of the limo. Like it was the end of the limo. But I could hear people in there. And there was a part of it that was over the ice tray. And sometimes we'd see a hand come underneath the plywood and grab the ice tray to pull it to their side. And the hand had a Super Bowl ring on it.
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Studio Audience, Season: 3, Ep: 2meme it
And every few minutes, the wall would push up, like they were trying to get more space and when I asked the driver what was going on, he said, "Shut up."
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Studio Audience, Season: 3, Ep: 2meme it
I did, but he said, "Shut up." You really can't do anything when someone says shut up.
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Studio Audience, Season: 3, Ep: 2meme it
I hadn't been on a date in ten years. TK Jewelers sold me a watch that exploded every which way.
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Studio Audience, Season: 3, Ep: 2meme it
Yeah, I was showing my date a picture of a bunny and showing her what the bunny was doing and then 150 springs hit her in the face. The springs went in her soup. There was 300 springs in her soup.
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Studio Audience, Season: 3, Ep: 2meme it
You said millions of people were gonna hear our voices. And I'm just a man looking for love. A lot of these places, they try and rip off people like me, people who are looking for love.
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Studio Audience, Season: 3, Ep: 2meme it
Yeah, right? A little goes a long way. A little goes a long way. All you gotta do is try.
