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The Capital Room, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
I sued the city because I was accidentally sewed into the pants of the big Charlie Brown at the Thanksgiving Day parade. I made all my money off the big Charlie Brown, so don't even come and try and tell me any crap! I don't want that!
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The Capital Room, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
To this day, I hate bald boys. I can't stand bald boys. Every time I see them, I think I'm back in the pants.
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The Capital Room, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
I'm not used to being rich. I can't stop having wine. I can buy the most delicious wine now.
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The Capital Room, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
I'm scared about how much I need wine. I can't even watch a movie anymore without a big pour of wine and popcorn. My mouth is purple, and when I look in the toilet bowl, it's purple. Purple and black.
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The Capital Room, Season: 2, Ep: 2meme it
I'm very careful with my parade money, 'cause my fortune's not getting any bigger. It's just that amount of money that gets smaller till I die. Or I make a good deal with you.
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