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Whoopee Cushion, Season: 1, Ep: 2meme it
Oh, my God, I farted. Um... Sorry about that, everyone. Could you excuse me for a second? I have to figure out what's going on.
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Whoopee Cushion, Season: 1, Ep: 2meme it
My farts don't sound anything like that. My farts are long... and way louder. And they reek.
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Whoopee Cushion, Season: 1, Ep: 2meme it
So, what's the joke? That I had a milder fart than I normally do? That nobody's puking from my fart? Is that the joke? That I farted and no one barfed? 'Cause that's pretty funny, actually. That'd be a great day for me. That'd be a great day for me, if I farted and nobody barfed.
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Whoopee Cushion, Season: 1, Ep: 2meme it
I think we covered what would happen if I farted, Jane. You'd throw up your pretty little lunch.
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Whoopee Cushion, Season: 1, Ep: 2meme it
Cake batter in my pants, and make it look like I cum in my pants?
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Whoopee Cushion, Season: 1, Ep: 2meme it
Meatball down my leg, make it look like my ball sack ripped open?
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Whoopee Cushion, Season: 1, Ep: 2meme it
Brown pie in my undies, make it look like I shit my pants?
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Whoopee Cushion, Season: 1, Ep: 2meme it
Brown pudding in my shoes, make it look like I shooted diarrhea down my leg? Make me think I'm mighty sick? I'm rushed to the hospital, and there for hours, and I miss my family photo tonight. Is that the joke? That I miss my family photo tonight?
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Whoopee Cushion, Season: 1, Ep: 2meme it
Then what's the joke? That while I'm on the operating table, a man is rushed in 'cause he was in a car accident, and he has a metal bolt through his head, but he bleeds out in the waiting room because the doctors are too busy trying to shove two meatballs in my scrotum and cake batter back in my penis? Is that the joke... on the man's widow? You got her, Jane. You really got her.
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