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Wienermobile, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
Yeah, come on! Whoever did this, just confess. We promise we won't be mad.
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Wienermobile, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
Yeah, that's one idea. Or we could work as a team, find out whoever did this, and punish him ourselves. Maybe take his bare butt out of his costume and spank him. Maybe you could do it sir.
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Wienermobile, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
You know what's driving me nuts? It could literally be any one of us. Ooh-ooh!
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Wienermobile, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
You know, I don't have to sit here and be insulted like this. I'm just gonna take as many suits as I can grab, get in that random hot-dog car... Ran-dom! ...and drive back to Wiener Hall.
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Wienermobile, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
Yeah. We're all trying to find the guy who did this and give him a spanking.
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Wienermobile, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
Perfect. We've been sitting here talking all day, and you all never bothered to learn my name. We're so... buried in our phones. Instead of giving someone a real smile... we send an emoji. I mean, we don't even... look at porn on our computer anymore. We look at it on our phone? Pornhub, Xtube... I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's. YouPorn, XXN, RedTube... panty jobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff.
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Wienermobile, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
All great, but I ask you this. If I was a big old guy with a big burly white beard... would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls and back? Think about that for one second.
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