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Hey, hold that door, hold that door, hold that door!

Hold that door

That ain't piss, that's got nothing to do with piss.

Ain't piss

You gotta give.

You gotta give

You sure about that? You sure about that that's why?

Sure about that?

I cannot talk about it without crying.

Can't talk about it without crying

I didn't do fucking shit, I didn't rig shit.

Didn't rig shit

I'm not worried about it. I'm not worried about any of it. There's worse shit on the local news.

I'm not worried about it

I'll kill you.

I'll kill you

Fuck, I should have lied! No! Fuck!

Should have lied

Dump him girl.

Dump him girl

That's a chunky.

That's a chunky

Don't swear.

Don't swear

With all due respect, it worked 150 times.

Worked 150 times

I am serious ma'am. I'm serious as a heart attack, I didn't do this.

I am serious

No way dude, you live like so far. Come to me.

You live like so far

Absolute fucking bullshit. Unprofessional bullshit.

Absolute bullshit

It's kind of a cosmic gumbo. It almost moves to the beat of jazz.

Cosmic gumbo

I don't care if I die at all. Everything has sucked lately.

Don't care if I die

Tables!

Tables!

I can't know how to hear any more about tables!

Can't know how to hear

Shut up!

Shut up!

Don't laugh!

Don't Laugh!

Fuck! They're so dirty.

They're so dirty

I'm so mad about this.

I'm so mad about this

This is the maddest I've ever been!

Maddest I've ever been

I think it's a good idea and I stand by.

I stand by

Stinky.

STINKY!

Teacher's pet.

Teacher's pet

Oh my god. He admit it.

He admit it

You're not part of the Turbo Team! Don't run! You don't run with us! We're the ones who run! Until you're part of this Turbo Team, walk... slowly!

Turbo Team

Oh, great. Well, that'll only take you a sec.

Only take you a sec

What? I said, 'excuse me'. All right? We all do it. Let's not make a big deal about it. It's embarrassing.

We all do it

This party's officially boring. I'm bored, and you people are very rude.

I'm bored

Jizz. Like cum shot.

Jizz

You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.

Can't change the rules

Oh, fuck. What the fuck? I'm not even supposed to be here. I hope I don't jack off.

Not even supposed to be here

This guy's about to jack off.

This guy's about to jack off

Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.

Triples makes it safe

Crap dang it, this sucks!

Crap dang it

Down the hatch, bon appétit.

Down the hatch

Exactly!

Exactly

I thought it was gonna be a hit! It turns out it fucking sucks!

Turns out it fucking sucks!

Why are you guys bullying me?

Bullying me

Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck are you?

Never let the party die!

Never let the party die

Your family hates you! Only I love you!

Your family hates you

Hold on, let me think about it for a minute.

Let me think about it

What a crop! That's a big crop.

What a crop

I don't have a boy dick.

I don't have a boy dick

I make ten times as much as you.

I make ten times as much

You ruined my fucking life!

Ruined my life

That's a nice motorcycle.

Nice motorcycle

I'm not stupid. I'm smarter than you!

I'm not stupid

I'm not popular at all.

I'm not popular at all

Santa brought it early.

Santa brought it early

I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared.

Don't know what any of this is

I don't know that, do I?

I don't know that, do I?

There's too much fucking shit on me, I can't!

Too much shit on me

I'm so hot.

So hot

What's that do for the greater good?

Greater good

I don't even want to be around anymore.

Don't want to be around

Give me that.

Give me that

I'm joking, I'm joking.

I'm joking

Not really.

Not really

My farts don't sound anything like that. My farts are long... and way louder. And they reek.

My farts are long

This is a betrayal on levels that no one's ever seen!

This is a betrayal

I don't know if you're allowed to do that.

Don't know if you're allowed

I'm just, like, the tiredest I've ever been in my life.

Tiredest I've ever been

You can't skip lunch. You just can't, guys.

Can't skip lunch

No, that's why I'm so fucking confused.

So confused

Get him out of here.

Get him out of here!

We got a certified chode on our hands. Little tuna can.

We got a certified chode

All right, you know what? This is dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one's garbage.

This is dumb, dump it

Don't do the voice.

Don't do the voice

What the hell?

What the hell

Quit fucking with them.

Quit fucking with them

Wrong!

WRONG!

Random!

RANDOM!

Oh yeah, that would slick back really nice!

That would slick back really nice

You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back.

This is pushed back

I said was!

I said was!

Let's slop 'em up!

Let's slop em up!

I want that one so bad.

I want that one so bad

You go in. Yes you do. You go in.

You go in, yes you do

To you and yours.

To you and yours

Just chips, like mostly just chips.

Just chips, like just chips

What is going on?

What is going on?

I don't want that.

I don't want that

And popcorn.

And popcorn

I can't stop having wine.

I can't stop having wine

To this day, I hate bald boys. I can't stand bald boys.

I hate bald boys

He can hit. He can hit you.

He can hit

If you keep asking me questions, I'm going to beat the crap out of you.

Asking questions

Oh yeah, this is fine. Don't worry about it at all.

Don't worry about it at all

Back away, banana breath. What the hell did you just eat? A banana?

Banana breath

It's got a bush? What the hell?

It's got a bush?

I'm not in trouble at all.

Not in trouble at all

55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 Cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters.

55 Burgers

Stop! Stop! Stop! Please let me go! Please let me go first! I'm doing something!

I'm doing something

Shit! Shit! Shit!

Shit! Shit! Shit!

Goddammit, that's not enough time!

That's not enough time!

You know I got too much going on business-wise.

Too much business-wise

Give me all that stuff!

Give me all that stuff!

I'm really crossed up.

I'm really crossed up

You're not gonna talk about your kids an ounce..

Not gonna talk about your kids

Just don't fuck with me again!

Just don't fuck with me again!

I'm the most popular guy here now!

Most popular guy here now!

I don't like him. I don't want him to have hair.

Don't want him to have hair

You're not cool at all. You're a dick. Leave us alone.

You're not cool at all

I can't believe all that happened 'cause the teacher.

Cause the teacher

It's okay. It's okay. You're okay. Everyone farts.

Everyone farts

Hey, look at that. We got the same shirt on. Shirt brothers.

Shirt brothers

Hey Hey Shirt Brother.

Hey hey shirt brother

I think there just might be no rules.

Just might be no rules

Promise me a million times that you will never do another rule.

Never do another rule

It's too late for me. I'm awake now.

I'm awake now

The hat and the cigar. You're driving with the Driving Crooner, baby.

Driving Crooner baby

I gotta figure how to make money on this! I really want to!

Make money on this

Leave me alone!

Leave me alone!

We're gonna go nuts in there!

We're gonna go nuts in there!

What the fuck is this world? What have they done to us? What did they do to us?!

What did they do to us?!

That's gonna kill me. That's real. That lives on Earth.

That lives on Earth

Do not say anything he says is interesting or good.

Not interesting or good

I should have prepared, but I just watched TV.

I should have prepared

I'm well within my rights to kill you right now.

Well within my rights

I really wanted to have two girlfriends.

Wanted two girlfriends

I see the world wildly and in wild ways.

I see the world wildly

You broke the rules. I'm not gonna leave here worse off.

You broke the rules

I know this already. I'm not nervous.

I'm not nervous

Aww

You sure? Hrmm! Hrmmmm! Aww!

You sure? Hrmm! Aww

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