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Tammy Craps, Season: 2, Ep: 6meme it
That's right, girls. Start packing on those pounds because the only doll that poops, then lies about it doesn't have farts in her head anymore.
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Tammy Craps, Season: 2, Ep: 6meme it
She still craps. She still lies. They just fired the guy that was farting in all the doll heads at the factory.
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Tammy Craps, Season: 2, Ep: 6meme it
They used to. The disgruntled employee who was farting in the heads was upset the company was treating their full-time employees as contract employees. Now that the heads are sprayed with a deodorizing poison, the farts isn't a problem anymore.
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Tammy Craps, Season: 2, Ep: 6meme it
Sorry, hon. Being under 60 lbs and holding a Tammy Craps doll is like smoking five Macanudo Cigars a day.
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Tammy Craps, Season: 2, Ep: 6meme it
You gotta get out of here, little girl. This, for you, is like smoking five Macanudos. Bye, hon.
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Tammy Craps, Season: 2, Ep: 6meme it
Don't put rocks in your pockets and lie about your weight just to get a Tammy Craps. That can be very dangerous. Almost as dangerous as having five of these beautiful hand-rolled Macanudo Cigars. That smells good.
